Take 2 hot looking people in LOVE,
Sift in your best 110 family & friends,
Stir in one beautiful ceremony until golden,
Sprinkle some Laughter and a cup of tears,
Make, well congratulate, stand and smile,
Season well with a funky bridal party,
Pour 3 glasses of your ale,
Generously apply, and shake,
Allow crowd to settle at Oatlands House,